Two Lessons In One Tweet

This is simple. I’m going to give you two lessons while only involving one tweet. Lesson number one: Lightning is “the occurrence of a natural electrical discharge of very short duration and high voltage between a cloud and the ground or within a cloud, accompanied by a bright flash and typically also thunder.” However, lightening, is “a drop in the level of the uterus during the last weeks of pregnancy as the head of the fetus engages in the pelvis.” No same thing there…

Lesson number two is to simply take cover indoors during a thunderstorm. All sporting events should come to an immediate halt in play to allow for players and spectators to take cover. Without further ado, here is the tweet.